Funny AA Joke

Okay, so I heard this at a speaker meeting the other night. I wish I had had paper to write it down, because I know now I'll mess it up, like I do most jokes. Okay so here goes...

A man arrives in heaven, standing before a Patron Saint, anyways --- the man told him there had been a mistake, he didn't belong there (heaven). The saint said, oh no we make no mistakes, lets take a walk and see where you fit in (are most comfortable, wanna reside). So they walk down a hall and the saint opens the first door. Inside are people on their knees praying, crossing themselves (sign of the cross), the man asks, "who are they?". Those are the Catholics replied the Saint. "Oh no, I don't belong there." So they walk and open a second door, the room is filled with people standing facing forward praying. The man asks "Who are they?", "Those are the Protestants" replied the Saint. "Oh no!" So they proceeded to the third door. The Saint opens the door and laughter errupts, and the room is filled with smoke and the aroma of coffee. "And who are they?" Asks the man. "Well we just don't know, they wont tell us!" Replied the saint. "I think this is where I'll stay (belong)!" Says the man ^_^

HAHAHA ---- ie anonymity

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